span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"Speaking of mannish features, an alert reader sends us this, regarding KETVNewswatchSeven's professional screw-up specialist, /spanspan class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"FUBAR Fazal/span/spanspan class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;":/spandivspan class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family:Arial;"blockquotespan class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"Don't know if you noticed or not, but last night (August 28) at the 10:00 news cast on Channel 7, Fubar was doing a story about that boat that burned and was sent floating down the river. Fubar explained to us all that arson investigators were investigating the fire to see if somebody deliberately set it. Thank you, Captain Obvious! At least she only fumbled her words about 5 or 6 times, instead of the usual 10 or 12./span/blockquote/span/divdivspan class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family:Arial;"span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia;"span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"Yeah, that's so FUBAR. It would be like her to tell viewers that a cake decorator planned to decorate cakes./span/span/span/divdivspan class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"br //span/divdivspan class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"Why does this witless wonder continue to work for Channel 7? Their recent hires show they can do much better./span/divdivbr //div