Our Continuing Guide to Mal-Speak, the strange language spoken by WOWT's babbling-idiot-morning-anchorette Maladroit Maddox. Latest updates are in red.
ACK-suh-dint: mishapaaaer: 60 minutesaaaer: belonging to usBASE-mint: the below-grade portion of a buildingBELL-out: government rescue program for failing businessesBIN-ing-tun: town in NW Douglas CountyBIN-sun: neighborhood in north-central OmahaBREH-thur: male siblingDawdge: main east-west street in Omaha
DUB-yo-DUB-ya-TEE: the call letters of the station where Malorie worksEEE-mell: message(s) received via the internet
epp: the opposite of downFET-ball: European word for "soccer"feud: nourishment, sustenance
fill: perceive through touch or emotiongel: place of incarcerationHAW-kee: game played on ice and loved by Canadianshawt: warmer than warmhell: frozen precipitation, usually associated with severe thunderstormsheld: past tense of hell, when used as a verb (example: "It held last night and dintid my kawr.")HUNN-erd: one more than 99HAIR-ick-un gust-AWFF: storm that struck Louisiana in 2008IMM-tee: the opposite of fullIN-bee-see: network with which Channel Sux is affiliatedINN-erd: went inKAW-mint: remark
kawks: cable system serving most of OmahaKEL-er: a point on a rainbowKEN-ver-ter BAWX: device needed to receive digital TV signals on analog sets
ken-VIN-chun: political gathering held by major political parties every four yearsMEH-thur (rhymes with weather): a woman who has given birth; female parent
MEN-ee: currency, cashments: calendar divisions of 28 to 31 daysMINN-ee: a large number; more than a few
MEW-vee: motion picture
PEB-lick: not privatepesh: shovepruh-DECK-shin: the part of the weather gig that Jim Flowers and the gang can't rightPREZ-uh-dint Besh: successor to Bill ClintonREST-ee: new morning ejacucaster; also can mean "out of practice"
re-VILL: uncoverrill: authentic; the opposite of fake
rint: to lease
SIN-ner: street that runs east-west in Omaha, first major thoroughfare south of Pacific Street
streenth: a property of being strong; intensitythim: those people
tin: the number between nine and eleventinse: uptight; not relaxeduh-FIN-der: transgressoruh-PILL: a plea for aid or assistance
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Posted: July 11th, 2008, 5:37pm CDT by Ted Brockman
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Strikes
Posted: July 11th, 2008, 5:22pm CDT by Ted Brockman
The tools adjusting the Channel Sux "Sports Machine" came up with this stunning discovery for Friday's 10 p.m. 'cast: an Omaha Royals baseball player is trying to make it to the big leagues.
Sweet Hoover's Ghost, does it really take a staff of four to track down this kind of information? Talk about pissing away money; paying for this kind of work is almost as big a waste as John "J-Pa" Knicely's salary.